"A mom friend of mine was standing in line at the bank for like 10 minutes. Finally the person behind her said, 'You do know you're at the bank, right?' She was standing there holding all of her dry cleaning."
"I forgot I was pregnant. I was 5+ months and I caught a side glance in the mirror as I was stepping out of the shower. I thought, 'I gotta start working out!'"
"I told my husband he had a dentist appointment this morning, only for him to arrive 20 minutes later saying the appointment is on Friday. Then I went to the store only to park the care and realize that I had left my wallet at home. I went all the way back home to get my wallet and returned to the store, but when I popped open my trunk, my stroller was missing. Uggghhh!!!"
"I was talking on the phone with a friend and she mentioned that she signed her daughter up for swim class. That reminded me that I needed to sign my daughter up too. My friend kept talking, but she noticed that I was really distracted. Finally she said, 'What are you doing?' I told her, 'I want to call the swim place, so I'm looking for the phone. But I can't find it anywhere!' Then I realized: the phone was at my ear."