Someday, we'll get them back

If you live with a toddler or preschooler, you probably know what it's like to have a little human alarm clock. But unlike a REAL alarm clock that wakes you with, say, the sound of the ocean or a soft-rock hit from the 90s, your human alarm clock is loud, demanding and quite often ridiculous.

So here, to expand on our Rise and Shine post from May, we review some of the ways our kids wake us up. These are real examples, people. Real.

Then we look at how we will get these little buggers back. Bwa ha ha!

 

 
  
 
Ah, another glorious day! Thank you for waking me up, sweet child.

But listen parents, we'll get our revenge. Just bide your time... act like you aren't planning any type of revenge. Then, 10 years from now, suddenly execute your plan! BOOM! Turn the tables on them...